Christmas Time!

This year for Christmas, I managed to pull off 2, count them 2 treats from Jay and Amy. Christmas Eve, Jay and Amy went out with friends and while they were gone, I found the popcorn ball present that the groomer gave them to give me. I quickly gobbled that deliciousness up and waited for them to get home. When they got home, they saw that I ate the popcorn ball. I got scolded, but that’s all!

On Christmas day, Jay put together a 30Rock themed Christmas for Amy. Here I am as Tracy Jordan.
After Jay and Amy opened their gifts, I got to open a present but it was not a treat.


I’m not upset that I got another stupid outfit because I got a 2nd treat anyway. Manipulating Jay and Amy is EASY! Maybe next year I will try for 3 treats.

Doc Visit

Today Jay and Amy took me to Doc’s house. Since Grump and Mee-Maw were on vacation, I thought that this was going to be a great visit because I could chase their pesky cat Doc all around the house and not get yelled at by Grump. However, when we arrived, Doc jumped right on Amy’s back and sat on her shoulders like a necklace.
I could not believe it…Amy actually let him on her shoulders and I think that she may have enjoyed it.

One day I’ll catch Doc and teach him to never mess with MY Amy!

10th Birthday!

Today I turned 10 years old. Jay and Amy are usually great at throwing parties so I got all dressed up this morning waiting for the surprise. Sadly, none came. No party, no presents to unwrap...What the heck happened! I was ready to pack up my things and leave when Jay called me to give me a treat.


I guess I'll stay around for another year!

Happy Halloween

This year as usual, Amy got me another stupid costume to wear. I have learned throughout the years to let Amy have her fun so I wore the costume without giving her much trouble.
Halloween this year was very wet. It had rained all day and by 6:00pm when trick or treating started in our neighborhood, it was pouring. As always, I monitored the door keeping a look out for treaters. If I liked them, they were allowed candy.

Snoring

Jay and Amy always tell their friends that I snore very loud sometimes when I sleep. A few nights ago I was sleeping and unbeknownst to me, Jay recorded me snoring. I added the sound file below because I personally do not think that it sounds that bad. They are just lucky I let them sleep in the bed with me and not on the floor at night.

INJURED

A few days ago, Jay and Amy spotted a tic on me. They pulled it out but now I have a scab where I was bit. It itched so badly and I just had to keep scratching it. Amy saw that I was scratching the area open and she put this stupid wrap around me so I cannot get to it. Man I wish that I had opposable thumbs right now. Not only does it still itch, but I can’t go outside without the lady dogs making fun of me. I wish that it would just heal already!

Lola Plays "Find The Sock"

Today was Lola's last day at our house because Tom and Lisa are coming back from vacation. Thank goodness...I thought she'd never leave. This evening before Tom came to get her, Jay and Amy thought it would be fun to take the sock that Lola is obsessed with when she was not looking and video her trying to find it.


I of course LMAO on the couch the whole time while she repeatedly fell into their evil plot.

Lola Steals The Show

Tonight Lola and I were playing and I felt like showing off my flips that Jay does to me. It was AWESOME! Of course when I got done, Lola came to Jay with this sock that she started playing with yesterday. Amy and Jay think that it is SOOOOO cute. Big deal, so she never wants to give up the sock. Anyway, long story short, Jay and her started playing with the sock and my flips were forgotten.

Having Lola here this past week has been fun, but I can't wait to get back to the good old days of just Jay, Amy and Me!

Lola Going Crazy!

Lola came to visit us one more time while the Hill's went to Disney. All I can say is that she is going to put me in an early grave with how energetic she is. One morning she decided to run in circles around the bed. I could only watch and laugh at how crazy she is. I am so glad that Jay was able to film it as you would never believe me.

When will Lola learn that laying around and sleeping is a better alternative and also makes for a GREAT day?!

Vacation At the Hill's House

This past week, Jay and Amy went on vacation without me. They sent me to the Hill's house for the week to spend time with my friend Lola. I love it there, it is so relaxing! Also, I do not have to be on my best behavior because Tom and Lisa feel bad yelling at me. I am the KING of their house.

During the week, after I ate some fallen food, Lisa tried to get it out of my mouth. She even tried putting on my shock collar, but I knew that it would not work. After the food digested, I managed to hack Lisa's Facebook page. Below is Lisa's, I mean my post. HEE! HEE! HEE!

You see Jay, I have my special collar on. You told Lisa it would work to "shock" me into listening. But you are wrong. I ate a big piece of cheddar cheese and Lisa couldn't do anything about it. LOL!! I'm loving it here! Woohoo!